
Josh Middleton
If I am ever re-incarnated I want to be a 1970s trust-fund kid. I'd only ever need to know... | Janesville, Wisconsin, United States
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Josh Middleton’s Location Janesville, Wisconsin, United States
Josh Middleton’s Expertise If I am ever re-incarnated I want to be a 1970s trust-fund kid. I'd only ever need to know beer, excel, and, if I wanted to get into politics, golf. I'd never need to learn another lesson beyond that for the rest of my life. I'd be so respected in my older days that I'd struggle finding time to give out the great life advice and the lessons of the good books that I earned my way to success through. It would be tabulated bliss. But alas. My generation must know LLMs, LLVMs, Micro-controllers, Micro-Services, Virtualization, Docker, Wine (which isn't either of those things), cloud hosting, local hosting, be able to purchase and assemble high-end multi-core multi-threaded multi-CPU redundant-PSU machines that have proper anti-siezing closed-loop cooling and a custom breaker for emergencies with APUs so powerful they backfeed a little into the servers (which means you'll need a little OPS experience, you know, just because no one else is going to do it). We need these machines to do all their number crunching through GPUs which exist only because we Game, which we mustn't ever acknowledge, though we must fully understand intimately, but again, NEVER actually "Do", as gaming is a Corporate SIN. We must then also understand that none of that is affordable and thus we must make it happen on cheaper-than-pi risk-v based boards that are so abstracted from original visions that they require Digital Twins just to convey an idea in an excel-like way (whew, we got it on a sheet!). We also need to know that we'll be emulating Arduino via a convenient GPIO routing virtualization layer, and that we'll be using RADIUS WIFI but branded as NPS via MSHQ to rationalize an upcharge we also need to know about. We also need to build the ERP, CRM, MIS, Active or non-active directories, DHCP, DNS, every web-language ever, reporting engines, SQeeeL.. and fix all accounting woes, but... never EVER actually "look at the accounting". To do this, We need to embed an entire browser core into the tiniest of our applications and compile it all to WASM because we have one thread to work with and it MUST animate smoothly. Luckily We have HTMX which is here to give you a break from JavaScript (written in JavaScript!). Neat. Anyhow... I've really enjoyed learning, I'm just saying it would be nice to learn excel and actively try to learn nothing else for the rest of my life in the next go-around. If anyone with the power to make that happen is reading, I'll update this post if something changes, but ... please just use this as a reminder or guide to simplify the next iteration.
Josh Middleton’s Current Industry Jhl Digital Direct
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Middleton’s Prior Industry
Mercyhealth Wisconsin And Illinois
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Madison Media Institute
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Lanair Products
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Rock Energy Systems
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Jhl Digital Direct
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Work Experience

Jhl Digital Direct
Entry-Level Mis Implementation That Is Considered "Simple" But Cannot Be Explained!
Sat Apr 01 2023 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) — Present
Rock Energy Systems
Entry-Level Computer Work I Performed At A Level Deemed "Tolerable" By My Boss!
Fri May 01 2009 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) — Sat Oct 01 2022 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Lanair Products
Entry-Level Marketing Where I Made Our First Website Before It Was Taken Over By Foremost Media!
Sun Jan 01 2006 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) — Thu Jan 01 2009 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Madison Media Institute
Entry-Level Video Editor Work That Was Happily Completed For "Free"
Sat Jan 01 2005 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) — Sun Jan 01 2006 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Mercyhealth Wisconsin And Illinois
Entry-Level Spd Work That Was "Minimum Wage" For Millionaire Javon Bea In Janesville @6.44 An Hour!
Wed Jan 01 1997 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) — Sun Jan 01 2006 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)